Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter

Morning Story and Dilbert

Morning Story and Dilbert Vintage Dilbert
February 25, 2012

Some thoughtful information for those who are daughters, were daughters, have daughters, intend to have daughters, or intend to date a daughter.

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and…

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17 thoughts on “Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter

  1. Each and every phrase brings a big Smile on my face…I love this” if you make her cry, I’ll make you cry”. Awesome! Thanks so much friend for sharing these! It surely will bring a big smile on every face who will read this

    • I say we start a list and let everyone add to it! Mine addition would be to let him know there are thorn bushes under my daughters window outside. What a re yours??? 😀

  2. It’s always funny how men are with their daughters but when the men themselves were dating…were they planning on following any rules? Hmmm. Men make make these things up because they know how they were/are themselves. Keep in mind that rules are meant to be broken and they will be…death threats and all.

  3. This had us chuckling!!! Pet hate of most parents we know is number #1! It is so disrespectful! If we have children, and they happen to be daughters, will keep this in mind! 😉

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